Let's play Stand Guard v4.0

[Spooniest]

-unmarked spoilers ahead-

So, we're goin' into Zozo, hopefully to find Tina, and I'll show you how to make some money, too.

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It's always raining in Zozo, and while the people in Jidoor say everyone here is a liar, we'll soon find out that's not quite true, either.

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Hill Gigas is an enemy that appears outdoors in Zozo. You can steal a Gigas Glove, which is worth a lot of gil. I use NoiseBlaster and make him earthquake himself while I steal it.

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I'd be very surprised if anyone knew where this quote is from.

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The Chain Saw is kind of a double-edged sword. On the one hand, it has more attack power than the Drill, but on the other hand, the success rate of the insta-kill attack and the rate at which it occurs make it less than ideal for boss fights. I stick with my Drill for those.

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This guy isn't lying, he's just being kind of a horse's ass.

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Whereas THIS guy is full of sh.

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And yet, this guy isn't technically lying either.

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I'm not saying I'm going to write a FF6 fanfic that starts right here, but I did have that idea.

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This is a rare example of an item that was totally unchanged from Woolsey's version.

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Zozo is not the first dungeon town in a JRPG, because Dragon Quest 1 had Hauksness, I believe, where you get the Armor.

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Fatal Fury reference.

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This ing guy!!

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He's an even bigger prick than Vargas. Stick it, Dadaluma!

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Wakey wakey, eggs and baccy

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I wonder what Ramuh was puzzled by.

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So, Tina has a bit of an episode for a minute and then falls flat on her dumb face.

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SUSPENSE, DRAMA, INTRIGUE

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Yeah, what's the deal with that?