I'd like to graduate with a good degree!
I'd like to graduate with a good degree!
Get a new bucket because there's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza.
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Break my addiction to masturbation.
1. Collect no less than five sweet honeys eager for my biznass.
If you're one who's recently dredged through my baggage, you know my reasons.
2. Learn to play the guitar. Why is it that nearly everyone else in my family can do this?
3. Get my license. I first have to have my doctor take that black mark off my records.
4. Audition for American Idol. I've been saying it for so long and I've never had the funds to travel to the nearest audition city.
5. Get my own apartment. I'm suffocating in here.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
You keep reporting my posts like a whiney wee man child instead of taking it on the chin and insulting me back. If you don't like fishing don't bait the hook kid.
Also Vivi, yes, Formaque is McLovin due to his uncanny resemblance. I know it's a trite insult and ordinarily I'd avoid such an obvious slight but he looks so much like him there is literally no where else to go with it. Anyway you give too much credance to my post, i was merely fishing for your true thoughts, I had no idea i was annoying you so much now. This is vital information for the cause. When I do get banned I will give Sarah a heads up so she's the one that bans me not you. It will be my last gift of annoyance to you.
You are very welcome you hairy wee goat.
Formy, do as he says and just throw your best loving, veiled insults back. He really doesn't mean any of it and if he's focusing on you, it means he's showing you love
I think I'm going to add "visit Canada" to my bucket list since I'll be much closer to it in a few months.
Make bread from scratch.
1. get job
1a. move out
2. play video games
3. convince people that a "bucket list" is actually intended to be a list of things you do before you die ("kick the bucket")
1. Survive in Canada. Get a job. Do some Canadian stuff, whatever that is.
2. Play some open mics, practise slide guitar, find people to jam with, record stuff, work at it.
-Get better at playing drums (I try to do this one every year)
-Finish this smurfing album that's been in the making for 4 years
-Save a trout load of money
-Move to Melbourne
-Get a tattoo.
What are you gonna get?
-Get a permanent job with a public defender's office
-Take over EoFF and rule it with an iron fist (and by that I mean ban BoB and make Cuch an admin)