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    :monster: We wish to partake of your virtual interface simulators...

    Okay, so aliens have arrived in your backyard/apartment/cardboard box and have chosen you to teach them what these "veedeooh gaemzzz" are but they want to make this quick cause they need to kidnap cows, anal probe some hillbillies, drop playing cards and kidnap Harry Mason. So you must give them one example of an awesome game from every gaming system you've played. You can only choose one, or they will probe your ass and start seeing what happens when they splice you together with cows so one gaming system (PC counts as one system) and only one game as your choice of the best game for it.

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    PS1 Final Fantasy Tactics
    PS2 Star Ocean: Til the End of Time
    PS3 Skyrim
    XBOX Halo
    XBOX 360 Mass Effect
    PSP Disgaea Afternoon of Darkness
    DS Pokemon Soul Silver
    GB Color Pokemon Red


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    Yep, just like that.

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    NES~ Legend of Zelda
    SNES~ Chrono Trigger
    N64~ Smash Bros
    Gamecube~ Man, I dunno
    Sega~ Shadowrun
    PS1~ FFTactics
    PS2~ Persona 4
    PS3~ Fallout 3
    Xbox~ Star Wars Kotor
    360~ Lost Oddyssy
    PC~ WoW

    They would never have time to get around to them cows
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    A few hours into WoW and they'd stop the probing and just start killing us for being massive cocks to them.

    NES: Mario World 3
    SNES: Chrono Trigger
    N64: Legend of Zelda: Ocorina of Time
    Genesis: Toejam and Earl 2: Panic on Funktron
    PSX: Brigandine: Legend of Forsena (Not the best PS1 game, but dammit someone needs to appreciate it)
    PS2: Persona 4
    XBox: Totaled
    Gamecube: Skies of Arcadia Legend
    XBox 360: Gears of War
    PS3: Record of the Agarest War
    Wii: Xenoblade Chronicles
    PC: Septerra Core: Legacy of the Creator

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    To show them how gaming has evolved:

    NES: Super Mario Bros.
    Gameboy: Pokemon
    Genesis: Streets of Rage II
    Super Nintendo: Chrono Trigger
    Sega Game Gear: Shining Force Gaiden: Final Conflict
    PlayStation: Final Fantasy VII
    Sega Saturn: Virtua Fighter 2
    Nintendo 64: Goldeneye 007
    Gameboy Advance: Advance Wars
    Dreamcast: Jet Grind Radio
    PlayStation 2: God of War II
    Xbox: Halo
    Gamecube: Animal Crossing
    Nintendo DS: New Super Mario Bros.
    PSP: Monster Hunter
    Xbox 360: Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
    Wii: Wii Sports
    PlayStation 3: Uncharted 2

    PC - Counter-Strike 1.6

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    NES - Super Mario 3
    SNES - Link to the Past
    N64 - Goldeneye
    GameCube - Mario Sunshine (Only game I played :x)
    PSX - Final Fantasy IX
    PS2 - Vice City
    PS3 - Valkyria Chronicles
    Genesis - Sonic 2
    PC - Return to Castle Wolfenstein

    I can't remember many games on PSX and PS2 for some reason. Those are pretty much just the first ones that came to mind. :x

    EDIT: Oh, dammit. I forgot handhelds. I'll edit this later. /probed

    EDIT2: Kay.

    Gameboy: Pokemon Blue
    Gamegear: Sonic (Only one I remember :x)
    PSP: Dissidia
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    Gameboy: Pokémon Blue
    SNES: Super Mario World
    PS1: Metal Gear Solid
    PS2: FFX
    PS3: Dark Souls

    Although just the PS3 with Dark Souls would do just fine.

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    >>> Why should I care which are the best games for the Aliens , I`d just give them random crap. I win nothing by doing this anyways..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    Quote Originally Posted by black orb View Post
    >>> Why should I care which are the best games for the Aliens , I`d just give them random crap. I win nothing by doing this anyways..
    You get to be an advocate of culture and let our two cultures intermingle, to help in the bettering of each other

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    NES - Mario 3
    Super Nintendo - Donkey Kong Country
    Sega Genesis - Sonic 2
    Turbo Grafx - Final Lap: Twin
    Sega Saturn - NiGHTS into Dreams
    Nintendo 64 - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    Playstation - Metal Gear Solid
    Sega Dreamcast - Space Channel 5
    Gamecube - Luigi's Mansion
    Playstation 2 - Xenosaga
    Xbox - Halo 2 (I honestly never really played the Xbox)
    Wii - Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon
    Playstation 3 - Journey
    Xbox 360 - Lost Odyssey
    WiiU - Nintendo Land

    Gameboy Color - Pokemon Crystal
    Sega Gamegear - Sonic (I think it was the first one on there)
    Gameboy Advance - Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
    DS - The World Ends With You
    PSP - Lunar Silver Star Harmony
    3DS - Zelda Ocarina of Time
    Vita - Gravity Rush

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