i seriously hate beers

[Citizen Bleys]

American beer. It's like making love in a canoe.

Because they're both close to smurfing water

It's "smurfing close to water," as in copulating in near proximity to water. What you said parses out to "almost compulating with the water itself."

[Old Manus]

Worst thing I had of the whole lot was some Old Speckled Hen.

You shut your whore mouth Old Speckled Hen is gorgeous (though it does taste pretty strong I do give you that)

[Slothy]

Worst thing I had of the whole lot was some Old Speckled Hen.

You shut your whore mouth Old Speckled Hen is gorgeous (though it does taste pretty strong I do give you that)

What I had tasted anything but strong.

I will gladly assume, however, that whatever found it's way to Canada (or just as likely may have actually been brewed in Canada) wasn't even close to what you guys may have access too.

[Shorty]

1. Kokanee
2. PBR
3. Every beer ever sold in Utah, because they regulate the alcoholic content down to 3.2% instead of 4-6% like the rest of the smurfing world. Essentially, all beer in Utah is watered down.

[Slothy]

3.2%? Isn't that the trout they sell in grocery stores for the recovering alcoholics?

[Shorty]

Is that a thing, really? Whatever it is, it is done to every single beer that enters the state as a special requirement for it to be sold there.

[Slothy]

Is that a thing, really? Whatever it is, it is done to every single beer that enters the state as a special requirement for it to be sold there.

There's non-alcoholic beer which I see around. I can't remember what the limit is but it's something like 0.2%. Probably even lower but I don't care enough to google it. I like the taste of beer, but even I don't see the point of non-alcoholic stuff.

[Citizen Bleys]

Essentially, all beer in the United States of America is watered down.

FTFY

[Shorty]

Probably more accurate, yeah.

[Denmark]

Essentially, all beer in the United States of America is watered down.

FTFY

i'm not a beer expert but this is wrong

this is just one of many craft beers that serves as a counterexample

anyway i will respond to the thread by saying blue moon. let the hatestorm commence

[NorthernChaosGod]

Anyone making fun of Bud/Coors/Miller clearly has never tried PBR, Steel Reserve, or any of the trout that comes almost exclusively in 40s.

Anyone making fun of American beer as a whole is a moron.

That said, Steel Reserve is pretty smurfing awful.

[Shorty]

dammit rob, I like Blue Moon!

I've never had Steel Reserve, but I'm glad someone agrees with me about PBR. Having said that, Coors/Miller/Bud is not that much better, and is only an improvement by a very tiny fraction.

[Chris]

Denmark is the home of Carlsberg and Tuborg.

[Citizen Bleys]

Anyone making fun of American beer as a whole is a moron.

You just called Eric Idle a moron.

[Shlup]

After spending my teen years forcing beers down my throat for the sole purpose of getting drunk because I was sO CoOoL, I can't stand beer as an adult. It tastes like high school.