I fart all the time. xD Sometimes I'm pretty good about keeping them quiet, but there are moments when no matter how quietly I fart they end up smelling so horrible that Jasmin gets a smell of it and has an asthma attack.
I am a gassy man too. ;___; Usually mine aren't really that smelly though.
Ashton has a cute laugh snort. I call it the "snortle". It's a cross between a laugh and a chuckle.