I like Pandas and Kodiaks. My dad hates bears. They give him nightmares. They chase him. My uncle gave my dad a blanket with a bear on it. He doesn't like it. I think my dad's nightmares are derived of his having his dog put down. His dog's name was bear.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
YES THEY ARE FOAFACE
Bears are true badasses of the animal kingdom.
i seriously love this thread.
Another excuse to post this? Ok.
Man's Best Friend Is A 1000 Pound Grizzly Bear! - YouTube
<a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0arJSTqfFE>ONLY BEARS MAY HAVE BEAR POWERS</a>
I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE YOU EXPLAIN CHIM
I wish bears wouldn't eat me because I want one as a companion.
They have bears on our money. Damn right we love them.
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