"Me timbers, shiv'rd they be. Use the cutlass Luke!"
"Me timbers, shiv'rd they be. Use the cutlass Luke!"
Or maybe just a Half-Life or Portal movie.Originally Posted by The Captain
Double post because I now have a source. The Yoda side story appears to have been wrong. As per the link, it seems we're getting a Han Solo origin story and a Boba Fett spin-off.
Much more palatable.
Have you not seen this forgotten gem of a movie?
star wars holiday special part 1 - YouTube
Yikes, maybe we don't want that.
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
I think it's a bit of a stretch to call the Star Wars Holiday special "a movie." And probably rather insulting to actual movies.
<img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/so_bad_its_worse.png" title="You think it's so legendarily bad that you'll torrent it and sit through it just for the kitschy nerd cred. I, too, once thought as you did."
Dude the Holiday Smurfing Special totally classifies as so bad it's good, just like Troll 2 or the Room yo
Han - Chewie you are tearing me apart!
Chewie - RarrGGhHHH
Yoda Youth Camp
Herr Yoda - "Ein Film für mich, wünsche ich nicht. Ein Windu-Film ist, ein besserer Ausflug."
Goering - "Yavol Herr Yoda, yavol."
Mace enters the room and says in broken German - "Herr Yoda is Fraulein Chewie Force Sensitive?"
Herr Yoda - "Nein! verweigert habe ich, dieser dumme Anspruch!"
Mace mixes up languages - "Que?"
Yoda - "No habla espanol, por favor. Sieg Hiel. Hiel Seeth Lorda Eetler."
*ominously exotic Imperial March begins on balalaika, sitar and tabla*
Ok you lost me. Should have quit while you were ahead, bud!
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
I did not need to know that.Have you not seen this forgotten gem of a movie?
star wars holiday special part 1 - YouTube
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Del, del, you wound me with words, dear Del.
i liked it
especially when the music started playing
don't lsiten to del
anyway any news on jj abrams also doing the half life and portal movies?
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