Always reminding me that I'm losing weight and my hair's falling out
How often do you look in the mirror? Are you VAIN?!
I seriously hate mirrors
Always reminding me that I'm losing weight and my hair's falling out
How often do you look in the mirror? Are you VAIN?!
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I'm so vain, I really do think that song is about me.
Daily. I'm in love.
I have looked in the mirror when it was dark.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Rule 1.) Never maintain eye contact. It makes things awkward for both of us.
Rule 2.) You got fat.
Rule 3.) Delude yourself into thinking that you stopped balding.
Rule 4.) Try not to smile like Nicolas Cage when you brush your teeth.
Rule 5.) When on ambien, please try to avoid the distorted, terrifying faces of the "Man In The Mirror."
Rule 6.) Captain Picard.
I like what I see, so I look in the mirror a lot.
Ideal way to make love, without having to deal with the emotional baggage afterwards. The "Man in the mirror" doesn't require you to hold him afterwards, unless you like to cuddle yourself. Weirdo. oO
I don't like what I see, so I don't really look the mirror alot unless there's some glaring error such as dry skin or some other annoying malady.
I'm pretty narcisstic, I look in a mirror every time I see one; I want to be looking my best at all times.
This sounds so fake but there are seriously days that I forget to look at my face in the mirror before I leave my house to make sure there's not weird stuff on it. I know that because people I see tell me there's weird stuff there.
Generally I look in the mirror when I brush my teeth or if I wear make up. That's it.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I do, but only because I want to make sure there's nothing on my face or that my eyebrows don't look weird.... Is that strange? o. o
I thought that was the point.
but then I saw me.
My phone's protective screen cover is also a mirror (because it came with the only good case they had left). Only use it when I think there's something on my face or if something is in my eye.
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I don't look really look in mirrors much; I don't pay all that much attention to my appearance generally. Though my last apartment had sliding doors for the closet which covered one entire wall, so I basically had a wall-length mirror in my room. That one was kind of unavoidable to look at.
I look in a mirror e'ryday to make sure I be lookin' fine.
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