My teeth are ok, I guess. They're not the whitest, but they're straight after having braces as a child. I have a small chip on one of my front teeth that my dentist wants me to get filled in, but I'm lazy.
My teeth are ok, I guess. They're not the whitest, but they're straight after having braces as a child. I have a small chip on one of my front teeth that my dentist wants me to get filled in, but I'm lazy.
I have a gap.
Sometimes I drink through it.
Meh. Just meh.
One of them is fake!
I have a slight overbite. I took my retainer off early so my teeth kind of recrook'd. I have a filling. I have painful cavities behind each of my canines (or maybe the first molar, I can't really tell, I just know I react fast and hard to cold and extreme heat).
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I had braces when I was about 10 years old which awarded me the winning facial expressions I create to this day.
I had my wisdom teeth taken out a few years ago. Apparently I had twice as many as the average person and they were twice as small as the average persons. What I really remember most was the aftermath. The pain allowed me to drink countless vanilla shakes while doing nothing but reclining and playing Chrono Trigger DS for like a week straight.
Good times.
I have vampire teeth that I refuse to get filed down.
i don't brush as often as I should, but i floss a lotmy dentist always commends me on how good they look~
Well looked after, but my front teeth are in half due to faceplanting the road one day.
Not the prettiest sight to be honest (one of them turned a darker colour), but at £1200 for crowns that according to my research would only last about 5 years, I'm afraid they're staying that way. I'm not made of money.
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