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Children
Old people
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I like them both better than a lot of people my own age.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Children
Loud, always screaming, always think that they're the coolest things to be in the planet, always being obnoxious.
School should be a camp for them. They can leave if they promise not to be annoying or they'll staying there till they turn 13.
Old people are pretty lonely and they just want a friend because most of them have nobody left and some of them have pretty cool stories and know how to make nice cookies.
Children. Children are the worst.
I can't find it in myself to be mad or disparaging about old people. They just look so sweet. All the old people I see in my city get super dressed up - old ladies with their hair done and perfect stockings and hats and pins and broaches and nice dress suits, old men with their cabbie hats and perfectly ironed golf pants and button up shirts and loafers and a jacket. Super old, dressed nicely, holding hands and giving smiles. They get this nice to go out for coffee.
Meanwhile, my youngest sister screams at me to watch the same episode of Sailor Moon seven times over and asks me what's going to happen each time and when I respond "I don't know," she goes into hysterics because I don't love it as much as she does.![]()