Today, a fire started which caused sprinkler systems to burst open in a main hallwall of the building I took my probability test in today. The burst leaked water into the staircase to leave, and began flooding the entrance and I was given a choice, finish test or risk drowning. The water was also incredibly, incredibly hot. I chose the test.

Quote Originally Posted by Me and a friend in that class afterward via FB
Me: Did you get to leave out the front door? It was legitimately flooded by the time I tried to leave out it and we had to escape out the side. THE WATER WAS EVEN GETTING TO THE ROOM'S LEVEL. THE PROFESSOR AND STUDENTS HADN'T LEFT YET!

Friend: Nope, I left through the side too. Holy trout.

Me: Now that's smurfed up. Maybe the flood wil get to the tests and we'll get to retake it

Friend: Good one. Also, best sprinkler system ever btw. Yo dawg, i herd you were on fire, so we're gonna dump infinite gallons of boiling water in one area of the building that isn't on fire. Also, we're going to collapse the ceiling on your head