Huh.
What?
Huh.
What?
Yeah.
Who?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Haha here's some Freudian-type questions.
How's your relationship with your mother?
Creativity is certainly about not being constrained by rules or accepting the restrictions that society places on us. Of course the more people break the rules, the more likely they are to be perceived as ‘mentally ill’.
“Fix the cause, not the symptom.” – Steve Maguire
Eh.
Ever met a ghost before?
No.
What's the worst meal you've ever eaten?
Sweet and Sour Prawns...
just...
No.
What's the best meal you've ever eaten?
On my birthday a month ago we went to one of the top rated restaurants in Australia and had a 10 course degustation. Too in depth to list everything that was on the menu, but basically it was food sex.
Where would you want to go on vacation if you could pick anywhere?
Dream holibobs would be in Thailand
What is your favourite sarnie filling?
Chicken. Yup, I'm boring.
Which celebrity do you think has the largest forehead?
Van Gogh.
Have you ever zinged someone pretty badly, and then seconds later, wished you had not?
Yes.
Why did this thread die?
It was rabid and we had to put it down.
Have you ever looked directly at the sun when you have been expressedly told not to?
OOC: This threads too good to die.
I don't think I am that stupid to look directly at the sun.
Did you take part in, or at least spectate the XXV Badass Mafia?
Nope.
In a movie about your life, which actor would play you?
Morgan Freeman in a wig.
Do your hips lie?