That's some mighty strange phrasing. I respect my parents.
Can you juggle while tap dancing?
That's some mighty strange phrasing. I respect my parents.
Can you juggle while tap dancing?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I can't do either.
Have you read EtC Obsessions?
EtC wha?
What time do you normally go bed? If you have two routine bedtimes (e.g, one for the workday and one for weekends) feel free to specify both.
OOC: poor Mercen-X XD(check his sig)
I try to go to bed at 11(usually 12 though XD) if I need to go to work the next day. Weekends whenever.
What's your favorite sport(or show if you don't like sports)?
OOC: Somebody read my sig. :swoon:
Calisthenics?
Why do you close your eyes when we make love?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
WELL WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HOME DRUNK AT 3 IN THE MORNING
Would you sponsor/build a parade float if given the opportunity?
Face
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OOC: That's two questions.
Also...
OOC: Your voice is grating, I have to stay away as long as possible to resist the urge to crush your larynx...... I'm sorry. That's the scotch talking.
Also... No.
Are you still eating your face?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
OOC: I uh, don't really click on signature links. I now sort of feel obliged to now. Sorry Mercen! 
Am I still eating my face... interesting... does biting my lip count? If it does, then I guess so.
How many songs do you currently have on your Itunes library, or whatever Mp3 type music box device you have. For reference, I have 214 songs. Of which, I probably listen to about 1/4.
∅. Just got a new computer.
Why are penguins so adorable?
Because God made them that way.
What food would you include when making an English breakfast?
English food is an oxymoron.
What is the best way to relieve stress?
I didn't say "English food".
I honestly don't know what an English breakfast is(and am too lazy to look it up) but since it's Pancake Day, I will say pancakes.Originally Posted by Bubba
I find that repeating the same circular (il)logic in your head over and over again works wonders.
How are you?
Upset after Laddy's jibe at English food.
How obese is your nation?
Well, it's the UK, so not great. . We are on the larger side most likely. Here's some stats.
What is your greatest fear? I'm looking both rationally, and irrationally?
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