I was hungry, okay? I heard maggots were okay to eat, as long as you cooked them properly!
Has this ever happened to you?
I was hungry, okay? I heard maggots were okay to eat, as long as you cooked them properly!
Has this ever happened to you?
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
I can't access this video from work so I'm going to go with... no.
How come we don't even talk no more and you don't even call no more.We don't barely keep in touch at all... and I don't even feel the same love when we hug no more... How come?
It's just not working out Bubba. And, I have a confession. I'm not in love with you. I'm not even in love with men. I'm living a lie Bubba! I'm actually straight! *Cue dramatic music*
What is the meaning of life?
Elbow Macaroni
Why do so many people want to know the meaning of life?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I know, it's silly. It is clear that life is just a planetary disease. Human beings are the planetary equivalent of herpes. Look out Mars... we're contageous!
Is sex better drunk or sober?
I think it's just human nature to know what's beyond, what happens when we die, and what our purpose on Earth. I think it's weird there are people who DON'T wonder or question.
HOW READY ARE YOU FOR GAME OF THRONES?
Originally Posted by Fynn
OOC: I do believe we have the ol' "post in pretty much the exact same time" conundrum.
Game of Thrones is over
What did you find at the end of the rainbow?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
A royally pissed drunk Leprechaun.
If I combine Chemical X with Chemical Y, what will I get?
Powerpuff Girls.
WHat is your favourite cheese?
Manchego
When did you last cry?
All the time.
When did you last play Final Fantasy?
On the train on the way to work this morning. Starting my first playthrough of FFII om my iPhone.
Is?
Not.
Where are you keeping my labrador?
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
At my house. Don't worry, meals, playtime and hugs are free of charge
What is your favorite subject at school?
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
