Well if you're going to make it about food, I say we settle it on whether Wolf Kanno or Aulayna tastes better. The only logical conclusion is for us to brutally murder them, grind up their bones and create artful food treats from them. Then we can judge! Mmm, Wolf Kanno Spleen Trifle.

Also the observant among you may notice that this very challenge thread is a weapon in Mr Kanno's arsenal. That sneaky so-and-so.