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    Had my free consultation at the gym today. Thought the dude was going to be a bit of a jerk but we were cracking a lot of jokes. I'm not incredibly healthy though D:.
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    Might be why I registered, smartypants
    No, whatever you were planning on doing, double it.
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    Nothing recently. I cheer up when I have a sex dream. I cheer up when my ex tells me she's had a sex dream about me. I would cheer up if my ex confessed that one of her friends wanted me. Oh yeah.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Had my free consultation at the gym today. Thought the dude was going to be a bit of a jerk but we were cracking a lot of jokes. I'm not incredibly healthy though D:.
    Go to the gym more.
    Might be why I registered, smartypants
    No, whatever you were planning on doing, double it.
    There.

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    Had my free consultation at the gym today. Thought the dude was going to be a bit of a jerk but we were cracking a lot of jokes. I'm not incredibly healthy though D:.
    Go to the gym more.
    Might be why I registered, smartypants
    No, whatever you were planning on doing, double it.
    There.
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    A spliff on a rooftop in Manila at sunrise.

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    Had my free consultation at the gym today. Thought the dude was going to be a bit of a jerk but we were cracking a lot of jokes. I'm not incredibly healthy though D:.
    Go to the gym more.
    Might be why I registered, smartypants
    No, whatever you were planning on doing, double it.
    There.
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