It's not my fault. I expected Pike to go I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON VIDEO GAMES AND MOUNTAIN DEW U MAD BRO???

and then i would play along and go 'FFUUUUUU PIKE HOW DARE YOU LIKE DIFFERENT THINGS WHY ISN'T YOUR HIERARCHY OF WANTS AND NEEDS THE SAME AS MINEE????'

Then I would use Pike as a scapegoat for why socialism doesn't work and everybody would be going 'oh that pg.mp3'

Instead look what happened. Now I have to talk about boring economics.