If you could get into a fist fight with one historical figure living or dead...

[maybee]

Bonnie and Clyde. 1930's Gangstar fight with those awesome old school machine guns. Yeah !

[Rantz]

Pol Pot. I mean there have been many douchebags in history but most of them seem to look like they could easily take me. Pol Pot looks like a tiny dweeb.

[krissy]

Linus Torvalds
as a baby

[Yar]

Helen Keller because I want to actually win.

[Heath]

Currently reading a biography of Lincoln (Christmas present - conveniently timed!), and currently it's Stephen Douglas. Not as awful as Jackson, but seems to aspire to that level of beastliness.

[Shlup]

I don't think I'd want to do it myself, but I'd love to see Helen Keller in a fist fight.

[Jinx]

Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.

[Yar]

Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.

I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah.

I should, but I'm afraid.

[Jinx]

Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.

I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah.

I should, but I'm afraid.

Damn right you are.

[Araciel]

A caveman. To see if I could outsmart him.

[Formalhaut]

Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.

I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah.

I should, but I'm afraid.

Damn right you are.

Now that is something I will pay money to see.

Anyway, I'd quite like to get into a fight with Lance Armstrong. If I win, I shall rip out his spinal cord ala Mortal Kombat fatality style and prevail my victory to the gods.

[Clo]

Janet Reno. "Oh! You box dirty!" "Then how comes my conscious is so clean?!"

Wait. I want to fight Queen Victoria.

[Iceglow]

I'd fight Spartacus!

[Tigmafuzz]

I'd fight Spartacus!

Which one?

[Araciel]

I'm Spartacus.