If Roto gets unbanned fully expect him to pressure you into participating, if only so you can be a rhyming gay couple.Originally Posted by Agent Proto
This could get interesting.
If Roto gets unbanned fully expect him to pressure you into participating, if only so you can be a rhyming gay couple.This could get interesting.
I misread this as "I knew you were" (which would be insultingly presumptuous)Wait, date? I never knew you bisexual!
The funny part being it only occurred to me in this thread to label it a date. I don't remember who he was, he just started sending me PMs telling me to ask him questions. It struck me as weird so I returned the weirdness. But it lasted a while.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Hot.I misread this as "I knew you were" (which would be insultingly presumptuous)Wait, date? I never knew you bisexual!
The funny part being it only occurred to me in this thread to label it a date. I don't remember who he was, he just started sending me PMs telling me to ask him questions. It struck me as weird so I returned the weirdness. But it lasted a while.
Can I be a contestant?
##Contestant (if so...)
Cuch...?
Can I be a contestant?
##Contestant (if so...)
lol. Wanna give it a try?Hot.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Doesn't bother me, I'm an equal opportunity arsehole. :evil:This could get interesting.
I'll give you contestants one chance to get rid of me before the selection: Convince Cuch to take my place.
Your move.
The second Cuch applies, the thread title should be changed to have "We have Cuch!" in the title. Everyone will flock become a contestant then!
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On the other hand, if Cuch becomes a contestant, I will apply three layers of Raid to my clothes to keep the bugger away.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I'm shattered after the day, so sign-ups shall continue until I get back from sixth form / counselling. Probably about 6:00pm GMT. Any last sign-ups from males and females both would be both great and probably hilarious. We've filled 4 pages already, and it's only the first step
Who or what is Cuch?
Your wildest dreams, or your scariest nightmares.
I'll - take - dreams?
But only if you're in them, Formaldehyde.
Formaldehyde? Brilliant! You deserve rep for that. I'll overlook the fact that formaldehyde is a chemical used for embalming organs in autopsies.
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