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    Default Valentine's Day Gifts

    With Valentine's Day just over two weeks away, you may be thinking of what you could give to someone.

    Chocolates are a classic gift and, let's face it, just about everyone likes chocolate. It's a good gift at any time, but a good Valentine's Day gift should be something special. Something with meaning behind it. Not just something that will be enjoyed, but something symbolic.

    For ages, the rose has been used as a symbol of love due to its beauty. However, it is actually a terrible metaphor.
    The rose serves no purpose besides decoration. It will sit in a vase on a counter or a table as it withers and dies over the course of a week or two. Once it has expired, it is simply thrown away. The rose is a gift that declares, "Ours is a fleeting love, based only on your outward appearance. Once your beauty fades, you'll be discarded and forgotten."

    Now let us examine the humble potato. First of all, it is a root. It is the foundation of something greater than itself. This observation alone makes it a more significant gesture than any flower.
    In addition, with just a bit of work it can be put to many satisfying uses. It can be boiled, mashed, fried, hashed, chipped, or baked, among countless other things. It has a history of remedial uses, and can even be used to make a battery.
    Not only that, but a potato left in the bag or on a shelf will not die and rot, as a rose does. It will sprout and continue to grow. It thrives. The potato as a gift says, "Ours is an undying love that grows every day, taking on more forms than you can possibly imagine."
    Alternatively, you might give a potato to someone you're not particularly close to but would like to get to know better. In this case, the potato might say, "What we have between us may not look like anything special right now. But, if we put just a bit of effort into it, we can turn it into something awesome."

    When Valentine's Day arrives, what gift do you plan to give?
    Will it be a safe, yet meaningless, gift of chocolates?
    Will it be a rose - a gift which would be more appropriate as a declaration of lust than of love?
    Or will you give a potato - a gift to cherish not only for what it is, but for what it shall become?
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    How dare you, sir. Chocolate is not meaningless.

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    I'm gonna make him a marshmallow cake in the shape of a heart, and then cover it with chocolate. This sounds gayer than it actually is.



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    I'm sending him a picture of my boobies.



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    Probably nothing. Our anniversary falls on the 9th February - we celebrate that with a gift or two and dinner, while Valentines Day gets less attention. Oh well. :3

    Either way, money is tight for me right now, so gifts and stuff will be cheap or home made. :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faris View Post
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    I'll be your exotic/cyber/gay Valentine.



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    I'm single. So the only gift I'll be getting myself is... nothing... I would say a big tub of Hagen Daas but that'd break the diet. So I'll probably go to the gym and it'll just be like any other day of the week. Well aside from having to come home to my housemate's first valentine with his girlfriend...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aulayna View Post
    I'm single. So the only gift I'll be getting myself is... nothing... I would say a big tub of Hagen Daas but that'd break the diet. So I'll probably go to the gym and it'll just be like any other day of the week. Well aside from having to come home to my housemate's first valentine with his girlfriend...
    I could mail you a potato, if that would make your day better


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    i got a gift for all you eoff ladies

    you all just go ahead and open up this here box i am holding

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    I am awful at this sort of thing, in my opinion. Then again, I have a very pessimistic view of Valentine's Day no matter if I am in a relationship or not. For the past three years, I have drawn paint pics of my views on Valentine's Day, and I plan on doing one again this year. For those interested (pics are links because they are big and rather no even spoiler tag them):

    http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s.../eitherway.png
    http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...VALENTINES.png
    http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...inesdaylol.png (This last one has some pretty vulgar language, be warned if that sort of thing bothers you)

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    sephex tell us how you really feel

    also is that guy vomiting balls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by krissy View Post
    sephex tell us how you really feel

    also is that guy vomiting balls?
    How I really feel: I don't particularly care about Valentine's Day.

    I like your interpretation, but the man is vomiting a heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krissy View Post
    i got a gift for all you eoff ladies

    you all just go ahead and open up this here box i am holding
    Only for the ladies?

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    She'll be getting something that'll make her smile. Get your lady something from the heart to go with the obligatory flowers and chocolate.

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