Whichever two people would buy me the most stuff.
Whichever two people would buy me the most stuff.
Shlupquack adopts me. In this alternate tale, when I then start my rebellion, she whole-heartedly supports it. An epic catfight between Shlup, Leeza, Miriel and FOA ensues. Psy was seen to fap. I manged to restrain myself. DID YOU?
I don't want any of you as my parents, but Bleys and Cuch as crazy uncles would be hilarious.
Del Murder and Miriel. they are going to be awesome parents.
I want to be Shlup's gay child.
This is hard. Um...Pike and Hux would be cool parents. I'd be their super awesome overachiever child.
Oh god, girl, you would be the bitchiest little think ever. EVER.
Yes, but she would be our bitchiest little thing and would be fabulous while doing it.
I'll take TSoL. We'll have a fabulous time.
Realistically I'd want to be adopted by Miriel and Del Murder 'cause they're the least crazy and my best chance to not grow up needing a therapist. I'm sure I'd have a way cute bedroom and I've never had a dog.
Though Freya has horses... This is tougher than I thought.