If you could be adopted and raised my any EoFFers, who would you choose?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Whichever two people would buy me the most stuff.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Shlupquack adopts me. In this alternate tale, when I then start my rebellion, she whole-heartedly supports it. An epic catfight between Shlup, Leeza, Miriel and FOA ensues. Psy was seen to fap. I manged to restrain myself. DID YOU?

[Raistlin]

I don't want any of you as my parents, but Bleys and Cuch as crazy uncles would be hilarious.

[qwertysaur]

Del Murder and Miriel. they are going to be awesome parents.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I want to be Shlup's gay child.

[Pumpkin]

I want to be raised by TSoL because he would feed me poutine

[Laddy]

This is hard. Um...Pike and Hux would be cool parents. I'd be their super awesome overachiever child.

[Jinx]

I'd be okay with having Laddy and TSoL as my two gay dads.

[Laddy]

Oh god, girl, you would be the bitchiest little think ever. EVER.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Yes, but she would be our bitchiest little thing and would be fabulous while doing it.

[Jinx]

Oh god, girl, you would be the bitchiest little think ever. EVER.

Yes, but she would be our bitchiest little thing and would be fabulous while doing it.

You guuuuuuuuuuuuys.

[Shlup]

I'll take TSoL. We'll have a fabulous time.

Realistically I'd want to be adopted by Miriel and Del Murder 'cause they're the least crazy and my best chance to not grow up needing a therapist. I'm sure I'd have a way cute bedroom and I've never had a dog.

Though Freya has horses... This is tougher than I thought.

[black orb]

>>> None of you will eat till you bring me some alcohol and money!!

Yeah, I could be a great parent..

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I'll take TSoL. We'll have a fabulous time.

Realistically I'd want to be adopted by Miriel and Del Murder 'cause they're the least crazy and my best chance to not grow up needing a therapist. I'm sure I'd have a way cute bedroom and I've never had a dog.

Though Freya has horses... This is tougher than I thought.

Don't worry Shlup. I'LL take you on.

[Freya]

I'll take TSoL. We'll have a fabulous time.

Realistically I'd want to be adopted by Miriel and Del Murder 'cause they're the least crazy and my best chance to not grow up needing a therapist. I'm sure I'd have a way cute bedroom and I've never had a dog.

Though Freya has horses... This is tougher than I thought.

Horses that have Baby horses