Happy Birthday Aerith! :D

[Sephex]

Uh, dude? Bro, I don't know how to tell you this, but there is something you should know about Aerith before celebrating her birthday.

Cake always gives her the runs, man. Maybe she is allergic? All I know is that sometimes things go right through her stomach.

Really? Aerith's allergic to cake? That stinks! What about browines or fudge?

Gives her cramps. If she goes swimming she might sink like a stone.