He's been an active contributer here for years but maybe he's a little... TOO active, you know? Needs to be knocked down a few pegs. Should we just ban him so we all stop looking totally un-fabulous by comparison?
Ban him on alternating weekdays. Weekends he must post at least 120 times a day or suffer a permanent ban.
Giant hamster wheels is the true solution.
Send him 100,000,000 Corgis.
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I like Bunny's idea.
Ain't nothin' gonna break Laddy's stride.
Ain't nothin' gonna slow him down.