A old as trout lead homosexual Dwarf with two heads, a big ole' 500 lb belly, one leg, one arm, and is nearly blind and deaf. One head is male and the other is female, and throughout the day his/her ethnicity changes at random. Half way through the game his/her gluttony get so bad he/she eats one of the party members. Mid game tragedy right there. This death will impact half the hero in a good way and lead him/her to begin a 12 step program for food addiction, while the other half begins a path of evil and may end up being the main bad guy in the end. The rest of the party members will consist of one cast member of previous Final Fantasy titles that were summoned to help this Dwarf hero on his/her journey to do....whatever the hell it's doing.