oh trout oh trout oh trout

[Jinx]

oh my god where is it
where is my smurfing purse
it has my wallet in it
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
and my keys
and my phone
goddammit!
where the smurf is it!

oh wait.
it's right here beside me.


what things/situations cause you to break down and have a panic attack?

[Chris]

When I go out clubbing, I always contemplate whether or not if I should bring cash or my credit card. On the one hand, if I bring cash only, I know how much I am going to spend. If I bring my credit card, it means "unlimited" fun.

[Formalhaut]

"Oh trout, oh trout, oh trout...

MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE"

[Pheesh]

I left my bag with my wallet in it on a metro rapid bus in South LA. That did the trick.

[Laddy]

"Oh trout, oh trout, oh trout...

MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE"

*cries*

[Pike]

what things/situations cause you to break down and have a panic attack?

almost everything when I'm not taking my meds

[Raistlin]

When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.

[Shorty]

"We need to talk." or the work-environment equivalent - "Can we have a quick chat?"

or my landlady texting me "I left you a voicemail." because it not once has ever been good news.

[Sephex]

*wakes up*

*no memory of last night*

*someone is staring at you in an angry manner*

[Pike]

When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.

THAT.

I HATE THAT.

And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...

[Jinx]

When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.

THAT.

I HATE THAT.

And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...

YESSSSSSSSSSS

[Faris]

God damn cell phone always playing hide and seek on me when it's in the purse... and the size of the purse doesn't make a difference.

Also every time I make a mistake.

[Chemical]

Nothing, for I am a calm blue ocean.

[Sephex]

God damn cell phone always playing hide and seek on me when it's in the purse... and the size of the purse doesn't make a difference.

Never owned a purse, but after seeing women fumble through them throughout the years have convinced me that all purses contain Time Lord technology.

[Agent Proto]

When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.

THAT.

I HATE THAT.

And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...

YESSSSSSSSSSS

This I can agree with. ARGH.