One man can't even get a hotdog.
The other rides two fine-ass bitches into battle. (I wonder if that will be addressed in future Final Fantasy Sexism essays...)
Who wins?
Zell - Mr. Know-It-All
Snow - The Hero
Zell vs. Snow
One man can't even get a hotdog.
The other rides two fine-ass bitches into battle. (I wonder if that will be addressed in future Final Fantasy Sexism essays...)
Who wins?
Can I hope that they take each other out?
Other than that I guess I would give it to Snow because I like his theme better.
>>Am willing to change opinions based on data<<
I voted for Zell because I'm completely ignorant to everything relating to FFXIII.
You shoulda added Sabin so we coulda had another completely lopsided poll.
You think a minor thing like the end of the world was gonna do me in?
Amaranth
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I came here hoping for a video or photo of Zell getting smacked in the face with a snowball or freaking out at snow. I want my money back
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Mr know-it-all Zell.
I voted Zell if only because the innuendo involving him stuffing wieners into his mouth was too much to bear
Can they like.... kill each OTHER in the duel?
Because I hate them both.
It really is a case of picking the lesser of the two evils...
I prefer Snow. They're both quite annoying in their own ways, and despite Snow's obsession with Serah which sometimes felt rather cringeworthy, I think Snow had a bit more about him. He's a more interesting character than Zell.
Agreed. Snow definitely has a more rounded story about him.Originally Posted by Heath
This :P
Snow just won the vote because his obsession with Serah is slightly more normal than Zell's obsession with hotdogs. But it's really a case of "lesser of two evils"
Why does everybody hate Zell ?
He's like the Final Fantasy version of Marty Mc Fly from Back to the Future.
He hates being called a Chicken
He has a flying hoverboard
He goes back to the future
Zell. The order goes
Sabin > Tifa > Josef > Amarant > Prishe > Black belt > generic Monk From FFT> Zell > Snow.
Snow is the worst. Zell is beyond the worst.
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