The Picture Thread of Mulley's Pop Tarts

[Pumpkin]

Wow you look nothing like I imagined!

The most common thing I get told by EoFFers when they meet me for the first time is "I thought you'd be taller."

It's true. So short.

I think he's a legal midget.

Yes. How dare you only be 5'8" BoB? Don't know know women like tall men? Clearly your fiancée is just afraid of you and your creepy smile, otherwise she would never have agreed to marry you. Do the right thing for everybody and go gain some height before you ruin this poor woman's future.

[CimminyCricket]

Me. I'm 5'8", she's 5'5".

I thought you'd be taller.

[kotora]

See Evastio you can still get girls wearing a polo!

[Iceglow]

at 5'11 then I am also taller than the wee kiwi bastard

[Psychotic]

at 5'11 then I am also taller than the wee kiwi bastard

No, you are not 5'11, you are about 5'8. I'm 5'11 and I tower over you, so...

[Psychotic]

at 5'11 then I am also taller than the wee kiwi bastard

No, you are not 5'11, you are about 5'8. I'm 5'11 and I tower over you, so...

I thought you were 5'9"! Which would still put Steve at like, 5'4" or something.

I'm really 2'7" so Steve is actually 2'3".

[Loony BoB]

I hate to think of where that puts Levian in the grand scheme of things.










Still would, though.

[Shiny]

Who cares about height? I met a midget man today and did not give two smurfs that I had to lean down to pay him his tip.

[Denmark]

Who cares about height? I met a midget man today and did not give two smurfs that I had to lean down to pay him his tip.

just the tip?

if you think there's something wrong with dwarfs then don't click this to see a picture of a sexy dwarf

[Shiny]

He looks like a much smaller and morbid version of Rantzien.

[NeoCracker]

Who cares about height? I met a midget man today and did not give two smurfs that I had to lean down to pay him his tip.

I can't help but think women bending over in front of you would actually have some distinct advantages!

[fire_of_avalon]

Peter Dinklage could do dirty, dirty things to me.

Dittoooooo as long as he just talked to me while doing it. He said the word "nerdglaze" on The Daily Show the other night and I almost died right there.

[Mikztsu]

I could do all kinds of dirty things to Imp. Peter Dinklage wouldn't only do. Heäd have to RP Tyrion and I'd get to have fun.

[the_best_noob]

This went from a picture thread to a thread about smurfing dwarfs

[Lonely Paper Star]

Waiting for my friend to pick me up so we can go to Anime Matsuri....

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I look like a Narutaaard.

My bed is unmade. Oops. :<