If there's grass on the field...Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
If there's grass on the field...
If there's grass on the field you need to get your mower fixed and get rid of that trout.If there's grass on the field...
I'm the slightly less stoned looking one on the left.
Nice. And only very very slightly less, yes. xD
Hey, Rebellious Eagle, you are so much better than this.
No, not the posting of the bootay - which by the way, Samantha, "underage" where? America? lol. We didn't ship you nutters off to the New World so we could be slaves to your backwards ass puritanical laws.
What I mean, Miss Eagle, is your target audience. I mean really, Julian and Will? Small time. Nothings. Nobodies. Oh, they look pretty alright, but what is inside those handsome little heads of theirs? Sawdust. Sawdust and possibly a white mouse running around endlessly on a little wheel. They're like high school jocks. When their looks fade and their waistbands expand in a few years, what will they have? Nothing, and you'll be there wishing you'd never wasted your internet photo posting prime on a pair of schmucks like them. No offence, lads. Just business. *tips hat*
Aim for the big time. See if you can score yourself a name like Loony BoB. Just as creepy, infinitely more powerful. That's where the big e-money is. I could make you a star, kid. I could. I'll be your agent. However, I will have to take 50% of all future earnings. It's a lot, but when you want quality like me, you'll find I am worth every penny.
Did you just offer to be RE's pimp?
Miss Eagle, the imp's right about one thing, you ARE better than this. Don't go anywhere near that slimy devil. (That's where whore's go. I mean it says it right there.)
Nobody's ever needed a pimp to get up in Daniel's jollies. Nobody.
You's a grownup now. Represent yoself, girl.
You say pimp, I say gentleman protector and financial asset manager. Tomato, tomato.
Well played, ass manager.
I called you for months looking for representation
Dude, you never called him. That was a remote control. You were stoned out of your mind.
Also, he wouldn't have taken you in any case. Not nearly enough junk in that trunk.
Hello? I scored you The Brown Pantsed Geordie! I mean, alright, she likes excrement far more than you might expect of a normal person, but look at her! Doesn't she look a pretty picture in that blue dress? And she has an Editor title to boot. What more do you want? I told you Shlup was off the table and I'm holding to that. A special client of mine has reserved her.
Were you..... Spiderman?
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
In my mind there's more weed and munchies on the ground in front of us and I'm getting the stiff arm.
But whatever your sick imagination wants to conjure up I suppose.
I think the baby in this pic is cute too
baby_spongebob_and_patrick_by_hoogstad.jpg
Last edited by DanielCLFFF13; 05-11-2013 at 05:22 PM.
This was a perfect time to useyou bastard!
RE, don't listen to Paul he just wants me all to himself.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Posting Permissions
