I hate Clarksville. It's too far away from my 'hood ... Antioch. It's an hour just to get to downtown Nashville from where we are (like directly across the street from Gate 1 @ Ft. Campbell) and then another 30 to get to Antioch. It sucks. The only good thing is being close to the state line so if I want liquor on a Sunday, I can just take my happy ass to Legion Liquors and get some.

That was my first jaunt down into the "downtown"-y area on our way to Texas. I nearly died when I saw that ish.