The Picture Thread of Mulley's Pop Tarts

[Flying Mullet]

Anal... bleaching? Erm, no. I can find my way to the entrance regardless of the amount of forest growth.

You wouldn't be the explorer here, son.

Anal bleaching is the most stupid vanity process I've ever heard of.

Somebody, somewhere, saw an anus and thought to themselves, "This should be brighter. It looks too grumpy."

There's a grumpy cat meme here, just can't think of it.