Me: So, do you have any medical conditions, like high blood pressure or diabetes?
Patient: Dia-what?
Me: Di-uh-bee-tees.
Patient: What's that?
Me: It's when you have problems with blood sugar.
Patient: Oh, that's right,! Yeah I got the sugahs!
Me: (please, Vanessa, do not laugh, omg so f'ing hilarious)
Where in the hell do you live? I've been in the south all my life, and still the only time I hear it get called that is ironically.
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