Bow before the mighty Javoo!
yeah no sorry Huxley but I'm with Towns on this one. Madonna is a wrinkly old hag who has got one of the most disturbing bodies of anyone who keeps on showing off so much of it. Her body looks like she was made out of chocolate, melted halfway and then shoved into a fridge to set again. She's like a real life waxwork that's been left in the sun for too long and just keeps on slowly melting. It's gross.