Let's Talk About Hats

[Araciel]

Pike the Ageless

Also, I can't say toques... cause that'd be silly

I always thought I wanted to wear a cowboy-like hat just once.

but honestly I look like an idiot in any hat.

[Rantz]

Shorty got me a super cute beret for Christmas which I will be wearing once the weather is warm enough to not make my ears fall off without a beanie. I look like a complete hipster in it but idgaf, it's great. I would also wear a fedora if I could find one that didn't make me look like a complete tool.

[Jinx]

Shorty got me a super cute beret for Christmas which I will be wearing once the weather is warm enough to not make my ears fall off without a beanie. I look like a complete hipster in it but idgaf, it's great. I would also wear a fedora if I could find one that didn't make me look like a complete tool.

A beret?

Pictures.

[Rantz]

When I'm not in pajamas!

[Araciel]

When is that

[Chris]

Why do you guys have funny hats

[NorthernChaosGod]

Baseball hat or beanie.

Beanies with a visor > all

Actually, these are fairly sexy on guys, yeah.

Beanies with visors looks stupid.

[Araciel]

Someone just reminded me that over the years...

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Some are even douchier than I remember.

[Madame Adequate]

Shorty got me a super cute beret for Christmas which I will be wearing once the weather is warm enough to not make my ears fall off without a beanie.

Really, Sarah? A beret?

Really?

Really?

I would also wear a fedora if I could find one that didn't make me look like a complete tool.

Fedoras became the symbol of horrible nerds who don't know how to dress (or interact with other human beings) so these days wearing one always makes you look like a complete tool, as well as someone who has never had a date with a non-animated character.

Mind you in your case that'd still be better than Sarah.

A smurfing BERET?!? I actually feel physically nauseous.

[Shorty]

smurf you, Huxley, I hate berets. I got him a cabbie hat.

[Rantz]

I would also wear a fedora if I could find one that didn't make me look like a complete tool.

Fedoras became the symbol of horrible nerds who don't know how to dress (or interact with other human beings) so these days wearing one always makes you look like a complete tool, as well as someone who has never had a date with a non-animated character.

It is indeed super easy to fall into the neckbeard trap with fedoras. You need an impeccable sense of style to pull it off, but it is possible. Just look at men such as Humphrey Bogart, Del Murder, and Harrison Ford. Then tell me if men can not still look amazing in fedoras.

Edit: Oh yeah, sorry about the beret confusion. Cabbie hat is what I meant.

[Shorty]

Del Murder? Do you mean Bleys?

[Rantz]

Bleys? Do you mean Levian?

[Shorty]

The only EoFFer I've ever seen in a proper fedora is Bleys.

[Madame Adequate]

Oh my god that is the only possible thing you could have got that was worse than a beret

Unless you are a man over the age of 70 you should not wear an old man hat

Oh my god I'm hyperventilating, how can you do that to him Sarah

e; And yeah if you live in like the 40s then you can do a fedora but today...