two treats enter, one gets consumed. put a star crunch in the microwave for fifteen seconds and tell me that isn't what being alive is all about.
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				
					
					
				two treats enter, one gets consumed. put a star crunch in the microwave for fifteen seconds and tell me that isn't what being alive is all about.
Oatmeal creme pie. It's not even close.
You think a minor thing like the end of the world was gonna do me in?
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				I have no idea what a star crunch is. Eric tried explaining that it's like a samoa but with rice and I had to stop him because that sounds godawful as smurf.
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				RICE KRISPIES there's a difference
THEY DON'T GO WITH SAMOAS, ERIC
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				expand your horizons and pick one up tomorrow!
Why would I do that when I can just get a box of Samoas instead?
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				star crunches aren't just a seasonal delight!