The Worst - A New Song By Shorty

[Night Fury]

I wake up and log on to E-O-F-F
Put on my Cids Knight Cape and grab my knife...

Get away from me, you have nothing that I need
Give me a smurfload of trouble and a world of pain
Speaking all this chatspeak and I know not what you mean
And its so smurfing wrong, go back to hell where you belong!

You're simply the WORST! Stupider than the rest, so much worse than anyone
anyone I've ever met!
Stop trying so hard, wanna vom at every word you say
Tears me apart! Ohhhh I'd rather you were dead!

I deal with spammers and flamers every night and every day
On this site I get so lost while you get carried away!
Please tell me why the smurf are you the smurfing way you are?

You're simply the WORST! Stupider than the rest, so much worse than anyone,
anyone I've ever met!
You smell like a fart! Wanna swat you the smurf away!
Tears me apart, Ohhh I'd rather you were dead!

Each time you leave you just come back again! Stop playing games with me
You're not my friend, you try to pester me when I'm all alone, for god's sake won't you please just go!

You're simply the WORST! Stupider than the rest, so much worse than anyone
anyone I've ever met!
I hate your face! Wish you'd just fall off the earth!
Tears me apart, ohh I'd rather you were dead!

ooh YOU'RE THE WORST

[Shorty]

This is my daughter, ladies and gentlemen. :')

[Rantz]

This song is... simply... simply amazing!!

[Pheesh]

Always nice to have a song written about you...

-_-

[krissy]

happy noodle boy oh so jealous
happy noodle boy oh so jealous
happy noodle boy, boy's so jeally that my booty's so noodilicious for ya babe

Destiny's Child - Bootylicious - YouTube

[Shorty]

Always nice to have a song written about you...

-_-

AREN'T YOU THE MUSICIAN?! WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND

[Pheesh]

Everyone misunderstood that line. I simply meant that this song is obviously about me being the worst!

Now I'm going to HAVE to write a song cause you brought it up, thanks -__-

[Night Fury]

Everyone misunderstood that line. I simply meant that this song is obviously about me being the worst!

Now I'm going to HAVE to write a song cause you brought it up, thanks -__-

I don't need a song, your lovely fart-related poems are good enough

[Loony BoB]

Everyone misunderstood that line. I simply meant that this song is obviously about me being the worst!

I'm pretty sure this song is about every single person Shorty has met in her entire life, to be fair.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Everyone misunderstood that line. I simply meant that this song is obviously about me being the worst!

Now I'm going to HAVE to write a song cause you brought it up, thanks -__-

I don't need a song, your lovely fart-related poems are good enough

.............que?

[Shorty]

Everyone misunderstood that line. I simply meant that this song is obviously about me being the worst!

I'm pretty sure this song is about every single person Shorty has met in her entire life, to be fair.

Including you.