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    oh trout oh trout oh trout

    oh my god where is it
    where is my smurfing purse
    it has my wallet in it
    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
    and my keys
    and my phone
    goddammit!
    where the smurf is it!

    oh wait.
    it's right here beside me.


    what things/situations cause you to break down and have a panic attack?
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    When I go out clubbing, I always contemplate whether or not if I should bring cash or my credit card. On the one hand, if I bring cash only, I know how much I am going to spend. If I bring my credit card, it means "unlimited" fun.



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    "Oh trout, oh trout, oh trout...

    MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE"


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    I left my bag with my wallet in it on a metro rapid bus in South LA. That did the trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    "Oh trout, oh trout, oh trout...

    MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE"
    *cries*



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    what things/situations cause you to break down and have a panic attack?
    almost everything when I'm not taking my meds

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    When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.

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    "We need to talk." or the work-environment equivalent - "Can we have a quick chat?"

    or my landlady texting me "I left you a voicemail." because it not once has ever been good news.

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    *wakes up*

    *no memory of last night*

    *someone is staring at you in an angry manner*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.
    THAT.

    I HATE THAT.

    And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.
    THAT.

    I HATE THAT.

    And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...
    YESSSSSSSSSSS
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    God damn cell phone always playing hide and seek on me when it's in the purse... and the size of the purse doesn't make a difference.

    Also every time I make a mistake.



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    Nothing, for I am a calm blue ocean.

    Boldly go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faris View Post
    God damn cell phone always playing hide and seek on me when it's in the purse... and the size of the purse doesn't make a difference.
    Never owned a purse, but after seeing women fumble through them throughout the years have convinced me that all purses contain Time Lord technology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
    When I set my glasses down somewhere (say, to rub my eyes) and then forget where I put them. And I can't see them because I'm completely smurfing blind without glasses/contacts.
    THAT.

    I HATE THAT.

    And it's such a Catch-22. You need your glasses to find your glasses...
    YESSSSSSSSSSS
    This I can agree with. ARGH.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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