"Speak English, not whatever they speak in, uh..." "...England?"

[Jinx]

GO FRANCE.

Saying that is just asking Psy to have a field day with your profile.

British English isn't the weird English, it's the charming grandpa English.
Australian English is the weird one.

Oi Cobba, watch your pie hole fore I king your testies with me didge!

I think you said "Hey, watch your mouth before I kick you in the nuts"

didgeridoo, qwerty