Quote Originally Posted by Mercen-X View Post
More people on these forums know me in person than we allow you to know.
Shorty and I are married. Loony is actually my ex-wife, Roberta. I told Shorty I've been seeing Loony and Shauna on the side, but I just wanted to piss her off. Sephiroth is my militant Oberst, Hans Zeitler. jenovajunkie helped me escape an internment camp years ago.
It's not a conspiracy theory if it's about yourself.