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    Not Stacey's Mom the_best_noob's Avatar
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    Smashing my knuckles. I know some people can get their hand smashed on a table and be fine but it takes me at least 10 minutes to regain use of my hand.
    Forward, the Light Brigade!'
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
      Some one had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.


    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode the six hundred.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
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    Didn't you say you only buy one type of pants because you like them so much? Or was that shoes...
    That was shoes. And last time when I went to re-buy them they had stopped making them and I had to get a new kind that I don't like nearly as much.
    Poor Pike.

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    I am terrible when it comes to pain. I will whine over a paper cut or hitting my hand against my other hand. My boyfriend then finds it amazing that I can put an earring through my ear when the hole is pretty much closed up in the back (but not entirely closed) and be just fine and also I've given birth twice (once with twins) no epidural and I dealt with it fine, better than having to go to the bathroom after the birth. (Fine being relative, it involved a lot of me whimpering and saying "I don't want to do this" to which I was told "You don't really have a choice at this point")

    Pain I especially hate: Blood clot cramps. Boobs being squished. Also when my leg cramps and swells (this usually happens if I stretch while laying down at night) and I can't move it without agonizing pain. Hitting my funny bone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
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    Banging my head into a door frame or whatever. You'd think I would have learned after 8 or so years of being a tall-ass mothersmurfer.
    smurfin noobs

    You all never had
    TOE CRAMPS?
    This. Toe Cramps suck and I get them every time I wake up and bed-stretch. It makes me not want to wake up.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    Paper cuts. I mean seriously, why does something so insignificant hurt so bad?
    Yeah, this. The scene in Jackass where they're willingly giving themselves paper cuts between the toes and fingers and on the mouth is unbearable.

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    You know, you guys really ought to be more careful.

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