split lips

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

charley horse

lower back pain

basically anything that ensures I can't move until it passes.

[Mirage]

A chainsaw through the chest is my kryptonite.

[Laddy]

I'm usually pretty good when it comes to pain. But HEARTBURN.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

But HEARTBURN.

I read that as "butt burn".

[Chris]

No lube. Hurts my magic wand. I am actually not even kidding.

[Jinx]

No lube. Hurts my magic wand. I am actually not even kidding.

:oI thought you were a bottom.

ALSO SKINNED KNEES

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Stepping on Lego.

OMFG would make me rage as a kid.

Hitting my head pisses me off. I hate being hit in the head.

[Formalhaut]

No lube. Hurts my magic wand. I am actually not even kidding.

Get some KY jelly on that.


Anyway... for me, I've always seemed to have a problem with chafing in between my inner thighs. About 3/4 of the time, it's completely absent, but some weeks it flares up again and it stings. The skin goes slightly red and there's visible lines/cracking and just generally not comfortable. Hmph.

[Jinx]

No lube. Hurts my magic wand. I am actually not even kidding.

Get some KY jelly on that.


Anyway... for me, I've always seemed to have a problem with chafing in between my inner thighs. About 3/4 of the time, it's completely absent, but some weeks it flares up again and it stings. The skin goes slightly red and there's visible lines/cracking and just generally not comfortable. Hmph.

I used to get that when I'd go on water rides at amusement parks, then walk around all day.

My dad calls it Crotch Rot.

[qwertysaur]

Banging my Elbow is just the right place that makes your entire arm feel like it fell off.

[Pike]

Okay you guys I thought of another one.

I have no idea why but sometimes my pants chafe against the crook of my right knee and make a sore there.

And it is terrible.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Didn't you say you only buy one type of pants because you like them so much? Or was that shoes...

[Unbreakable Will]

When I wake up with Dead Arm and move it so the blood can flow back normally... it burns and stings so bad I could just scream for days.

[Araciel]

Banging my head into a door frame or whatever. You'd think I would have learned after 8 or so years of being a tall-ass mothersmurfer.

smurfin noobs

You all never had
TOE CRAMPS?

[Pike]

Didn't you say you only buy one type of pants because you like them so much? Or was that shoes...

That was shoes. And last time when I went to re-buy them they had stopped making them and I had to get a new kind that I don't like nearly as much.