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My parents and I just got into one. The carrots and potatoes were gross and not fully cooked, and somehow (not sure how) we ended up flinging them at one another.
The particularly laughed when one landed in my cleavage and made a very large squelching sound.
Have you ever been in a food fight?
Originally Posted by Fynn
why would i do that and waste food when i could just be fat and scarf it all down in 3 bites
It was unanimously agreed upon that the food was inedible.
there are people who are starving sam
Cleavage food? Sounds interesting...
Cleavage is essentially an unintentional lunch bag. One time someone ate a fry that was found in my cleavage.
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I remember in middle school a couple of huge food fights breaking out for one reason or another.
But other than that, no.
I like Kung-Fu.
I hate getting dirty, or have mucky fingers, or just general mess, so the thought of a food fight horrifies me.
We had a couple bust open in the cafetia during school and at summer camp, the way god intended food fights to be.
Why... would anyone want to waste food like this?
The solution is to catch the food in your mouth (or cleavage, if you have it) and then eat it afterwards. You get the best of both worlds. Assuming that you wanted to eat the food in the first place...
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
We wasted the food because it was gross. All three of us thought so.
A great way to start a food fight is to get somebody to put a saltine in their mouth, chew it a bit, and have them whistle.
That sounds similar to sneezing whilst eating.
Which is the absolute worst thing.
Nah never. I'm much too proper for that
*tosses some broccoli*
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