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    Who did Steve bang today?


    I googled Black Eye People.
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    The ancient Egyptian ruler Igbep presided over the realm for nearly two decades. It has been suggested that his name is actually the initials of five different names he used during his reign. What do you think these initials may have stood for?

    I'd probably approach from behind.

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    If a EoFF member wanted to mug someone, how would they approach?


    Straight between the eyes.


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    If you want to die quick and with as little pain as possible, where would you take the bullet?

    Midnight, in a dark alley
    Forward, the Light Brigade!'
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
      Some one had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.


    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode the six hundred.

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    If you were going to take part in a drug deal, where would you most likely go?


    SORRY! I forgot the answer. Here you are:



    Drizzle, with a chance of fog.
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    Where's the answer?
    Forward, the Light Brigade!'
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
      Some one had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.


    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode the six hundred.

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    What's Sam's favourite weather?

    I throatful of sausage, please.
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    What is your secret to a good morning?

    That tree jumped right in front of me, I swear!

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    Why was I arrested for public indecency?

    Matthew McCounaghey.



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    Who is the last man you'd ever want to have sex with?

    I hate hipsters.
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    What is my outlook on life?

    Feel the burn
    Forward, the Light Brigade!'
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
      Some one had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.


    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode the six hundred.

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    What do you experience when I give you an Indian Spanking?

    I guess I'd have to say Iceglow or Mercen-X.
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    Who would you want to bang the most?

    House Stark.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    SWEETProps on the Q, Pr00t-man!


    Who would be the worst person to ever know?

    GeNIUS!
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    If you were going to inappropriately place a lower case letter "e" in a word comprised solely of capital letters... which word would you choose?

    Candles, tampons and dishwasher tablets

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