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    Default The answers thread

    The inverse of the questions thread. Post an answer and the next person asks a question that could result in said answer, then post your own answer.

    Because qu do what they want. You have problem?

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    So wait, I post an answer... okay... gosh, I might be doing this wrong but:


    I'd love to be in a relationship with qwertysaur.


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    If you could have sexual relations with anyone from EOFF... who would it be?

    Seventeen.

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    Why is Quina such a stupid character?


    I'd get twincestual with Jaime Lannister.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    OOC:Wow, that didn't take long for this to get weird.


    Who is Jaime Lannister?

    Penny

    OOC:This thread has a very "post backwards through time" feel
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Complete the sentence following phrase: ________ arcade.



    I'd kick Piers Morgan in the spleen.


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    If you were allowed to cause physical harm to any celebrity... who would it be and what would you do?

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    Wow, that didn't take long for this to get weird.
    I thought the same thing! Boobs was just responding to the original post... me and Formy just sneaked in before her.


    Squall.
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    Who the smurf is stupid enough to wield a weapon that is a cross between a gun and a sword?

    Gordon Freeman
    Forward, the Light Brigade!'
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
      Some one had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.


    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode the six hundred.

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    Which video game main character is most likely to be a creepy sexual deviant?


    Star Wars, definitely Star Wars.


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    What was the first violent(and also first good) movie that i was allowed to watch?


    A swift kick to the pancreas
    Forward, the Light Brigade!'
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
      Some one had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.


    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode the six hundred.

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    OOC:
    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    So wait, I post an answer... okay... gosh, I might be doing this wrong but:


    I'd love to be in a relationship with qwertysaur.

    What is diabetes?

    Laddy and Tifa's Boobs. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a corgi hiding in there.

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    EDIT: Is this literally the second time I've been undercut! Today!

    the_best_noob's Question

    Is the perfect cure for stomach cramps and sickness.

    Qwertysaur's Question

    Which two EoFF members are most likely to get together?



    I am allergic to Lightning, and Snow.


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    Why doesn't Formalhaut go out in winter? You were probably talking about the FXIII character, but oh well.

    The value of teamwork
    Forward, the Light Brigade!'
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
      Some one had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.


    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode the six hundred.

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    OOC: HAHAHAHAH LADDY AND ME TOGETHER WHAT
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    What lesson do you take away from playing Dead Rising?

    A lightbulb. ^_^
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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