Are just about the most painful thing.What's wussy malady is your Kryptonite?
stubbed toes, I smurfing wince more than I did with a shattered jaw.
Galvanized metal can give you minor cuts on your hands way too easily. I am glad I only check material at work instead of constantly work with it or else my hands would look like a ravaged battlefield.
HANGNAILS
Biting my tongue/lip/cheek. It sends me into an absolute rage.
Any kind of pain in the poop factory destroys me.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Banging my knees into things.
*sees a guy post cramps, but no girls*
Yeah, I was going to opt for cramps of the female variety.
Banging my head into a door frame or whatever. You'd think I would have learned after 8 or so years of being a tall-ass mothersmurfer.
STANDING ON AN UPTURNED MOTHERSMURFING PLUG.
Paper cuts. I mean seriously, why does something so insignificant hurt so bad?
Stepping on Lego.