Food Poisoning

[Gu-fu-fu]

I never know whether it is food poisoning or a stomach flu. Wait, stomach flu exists right? I always have trouble tracing back the culprit, so I always guess it's something contagious I caught? Probably not true now that I think about it.

I never remember eating anything funky, and every time I do eat something and think, "uh-oh" I never get sick.

I remember when I was in middle school I went to the movies with friends, and had to run out of Titanic and puke in the bathroom of the theater. I was sick for days... I'm pretty sure it wasn't the movie.

I feel your pain though, my doctor put me on a new med that often causes nausea. well, this time it caused "oh god, just let me die" nausea and vomiting that lasted a full day until I could tolerate water in small sips again. And chills and shaking. And I'm pretty sure I got puke on my cat at one point. She was trying to be comforting and didn't get it when I shoved her away...

3 days later I can eat, but ugh, still get dizzy moving around too much.

I hope you are both better right quick!

I envy those of you with iron stomachs sooooooo much.

[ChristinaVera]

STOP EATING THE FOOD OUTSIDE YOUR HOME AND GO FOR SOME HEALTHY DIETS AT HOME JUST COOK IT YOURSELF

[Jinx]

STOP EATING THE FOOD OUTSIDE YOUR HOME AND GO FOR SOME HEALTHY DIETS AT HOME JUST COOK IT YOURSELF

Wow, sharky, shion. You aren't getting any sympathy from ChristianaVera.

[Night Fury]

I once got it reaaaaallly bad. I just had this bad feeling in my stomach. But it was the same day I got my lady week, so I figured it was just womby cramps. WRONG. I got home and went to pee and omg my bowels just opened.

Then I was in bed with the worst crippling stomach pain ever it was agony. Absolute agony. A few days later when I was feeling better, my then boyfriend took me for Chinese food. We had an argument and he just left me in town so I had to find a bus home. Got home and was just watching TV - then all of a sudden I was like "wooah, I feel a bit sic-" WOOAH projectile vomit. Noodles everywhere. Just awful times man. Awful.

Other than that my stomach is pretty good.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

STOP EATING THE FOOD OUTSIDE YOUR HOME AND GO FOR SOME HEALTHY DIETS AT HOME JUST COOK IT YOURSELF

IT WAS BREAD FROM MY HOUSE!!!! I WAS IN MY HOME EATING HEALTHY, AND IT STILL HAPPENED. I FEEL TRAPPED. GUIDE ME WITH YOUR CAPS LOCK WISDOM, VERA.

WHAT.

DO.

[Psychotic]

I once got tricked into eating vegetarian sausages. smurf your hippie sawdust trout you mothersmurfers. I think my stomach realised what had happened and rejected it to stop me turning into an unwashed lowlife. I punched three pigs to death with my bare hands just to spite vegetarians everywhere after that.

[Shorty]

Worth it.

[Unbreakable Will]

I've never had food poisoning. Ever.

[Pike]

STOP EATING THE FOOD OUTSIDE YOUR HOME AND GO FOR SOME HEALTHY DIETS AT HOME JUST COOK IT YOURSELF

I think I would be more apt to get food poisoning from this