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    It got shion and myself. We were betrayed by a loaf of Nature's Own. We're both moping around slowly waiting for death. It's not the worst I've had, but it's the longest lasting. It just won't go away for either of us.

    So let's hear the stories. Which food has betrayed you.
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    I once ate week-old takeout.

    To be fair, I was asking for it.
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    Thank god for my iron stomach. The worst I get is stomach cramps when I get food poisoning.

    Also, never eat at a zoo. That was the worst.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    I once ate week-old takeout.

    To be fair, I was asking for it.
    Supposedly this bread is good for another week, but it's the only common factor. No mold, tasted normal, ec. The night she got sick we ate all the same things, except she had some peanut butter bread. 2 days later, we both had soup, but I was the only one to have a grilled cheese sandwich. Plus the "forensic" evidence from my "purging" shows that my body was pissed at that bread.

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    I have eaten the weirdest things imaginable without getting sick, yet, a Granny Smith apple got to me. Fresh produce, for God's sake.



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    Nope

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    I don't know if I've ever gotten food poisoning. I tell you what, though, I once accidentally bit into some super moldy cheese and I'm really surprised I survived

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    I don't know if I've ever gotten food poisoning. I tell you what, though, I once accidentally bit into some super moldy cheese and I'm really surprised I survived
    Try eating a whole piece of sandwich meat, then seeing the next two or three pieces in the package have green spots.
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    I don't think I've been legitimately poisoned by food. I do remember having bad experience with some food, but nothing that lasted for days due to bad food.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    I could actually eat food today other than carrot sticks. I mean I still got queasy but this is an improvement. Poor sharky just got it last night so he still needs more time before he can basically move . Hopefully his system is better able to deal with it so it doesn't last as long for him.

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    I should have gotten Salmonella from all the cookie dough and cake batter I've eaten over the years, but not yet.

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    I've never had food poisoning, because I'm genetically superior.

    It's my mutant power.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    I don't know if I've ever gotten food poisoning. I tell you what, though, I once accidentally bit into some super moldy cheese and I'm really surprised I survived
    Try eating a whole piece of sandwich meat, then seeing the next two or three pieces in the package have green spots.
    smurf this happened to me over the weekend. aaaaugh I wanted to puke but it was already digested.

    I mostly have a pretty hardy stomach, except when it comes to milk products. I've never had food poisoning from store-bought products, though, just takeout or fast food. How weird that you got it from bread!

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    I was a kid and had some sort of food poisoning that caused me to vomit everywhere I turned. I then craved orange juice for no reason and drank a full glass pretty fast.

    My stomach laughed at me and the juice basically did a U-turn out of my stomach, untouched for the most part.

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    I've never had food poisoning because I have an iron stomach. I imagine it would suck.

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