About a year after the events of Police Quest, things are about to heat up again for Detective Sonny Bonds, who has now, for plot reasons, transferred to the Homicide department. Sonny is now dating "Sweet Cheeks" Marie Wilkans, whose new occupation is never mentioned in the game.
This is impressive because there was no Homicide department in the original PQ.
We join Sonny as he's just arriving at work and hey crap why am I using the third person? That's not consistent with the original LP thread.
Marie made me ditch the sports car because it wasn't "sensible." WHAT IS SO SENSIBLE ABOUT THIS PIECE OF CRAP?
I keep my locker combination printed on the back of all of my business cards, that way anybody who I give my card to can steal my gun.
Not because I'll need my keys on the job, but because the penalty for police officers forgetting anything is death.
But, hey, I'm feeling lucky today. It's time to play a little game called late for work!
Not that I have any money, but what the hey, it's the mall
I KNOW THAT. I want to go. Damned disembodied voice preventing me from entering the mall
Well, as long as I'm going to show up for work late, I might as well show up for work drunk.
Well screw you, then.
Huzzah!
GDI.
Sod. Off.
As long as I'm skipping work, I might as well skip town
Strange. According to baptists, everyone is going there. You'd think there'd be a lot of demand for transit.
Enough of Lytton, time to head to the True North Strong and Free
Screw you, disembodied voice
Hello, strangers. This is me not being creepy
I'm really starting to get sick of you, Mr. disembodied voice
And of course, it's not a visit to the airport until I check out the can.
IS THAT YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING?
Well, the airport is boring, I guess I'll head to a restaurant and have a bite to eat. But wait...
BUSTED! Which is ironic, because I am a cop.
Well, my bad behaviour didn't result in death this time, so let's play another game. This one is my favourite: INSUBORDINATION!
Still hungry.
Closed? Goddammit.
Time to do more driving around on Captain Hall's dime.
A seedy motel? Why not?
Don't you know my wife is about to give birth to the Son of God?
I thought I made myself perfectly clear. Score some weed.
Surely the Blue Room wasn't the only watering hole in town
Dammit.
OK, time to do some actual police work.
Lytton PD sure has changed. The layout is actually absolutely nothing like it was a year ago in PQ1. We now have the Narcotics and Homicide offices on the left, the locker room and Vice on the top, and the shooting range to the right. There are no longer any showers installed. Morris Fudley resigned in protest.
Wait, the asshole from PQ1 is my partner now?
A re-trial. A year later.
"I know this because I just now heard Keith telling you."
Ordinarily, this wouldn't have been enough, but the defence attorney pointed out that it would be neccesary in order to advance the plot.
OK, I get it already. This game is heavily Bains-centric
Because it makes perfect sense to keep my wallet in my desk at work and not, say, on my person
I have no interest in scuba diving, especially living in a city that just has a dinky river passing through it, but Captain Hall made me take the course for plot reasons
Gunplay? Smurf yeah!
Gee, I hope I remember the combination! If not, I suppose I can just ask anyone I've ever given my business card to
Uh...crap...what was that last number? If only I'd thought to write it down
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Gunny gun gun!
You never know, I might run into Marie sometime today
Hell to the yeah, loadin' mah gun
GOD DAMMIT DISEMBODIED VOICE, STOP SAYING THAT
Picking up next time with FIRIN' MAH GUN!