Let's Talk About Names

[Shorty]

Sarah McKenzie Cobb. I've been told by more than one person that my name is "mormon as trout" - I guess McKenzie is a pretty popular name for mormons, but I pretend to chalk it up to my Scottish side (which is how my father chose it).

I wanted to change my name when I was little but I've grown to like it. I've always thought that it's so incredibly plain but I think my personality fits best as a Sarah and I don't think I'd change it if given the chance.

I've always wanted to name a daughter of mine Valentine but babe has vetoed that name. We came up with Averie Michele and Valerie Noelle for daughter's names. Any sons that we have are going right back where they came from and thus we do not have to worry about naming them.

[Mercen-X]

I also like Mackenzie

[Shorty]

You have spelled that name wrong in not one way, but two.

[Bunny]

Any sons that we have are going right back where they came from and thus we do not have to worry about naming them.

Doctors do not recommend shoving large objects into the vagina without easing your way into it first.

[Madame Adequate]

I've always wanted to name a daughter of mine Valentine but babe has vetoed that name.

Thank God you've not quite overrun him with your hipster nonsense completely.

My name is Huxley Vannevar Hobbes and it is the best name anyone has ever had

[Shorty]

It's not hipster nonsense, you ass, I've liked that name since I picked up Ender's Game fourteen years ago.

[Laddy]

If I had daughter, there names would be Oscelia and Auclaire. If they are sons, Eliot and Brennan.

I like pretentious names.

[Citizen Bleys]

Boor-bun-eh?

Also, Bleys--Raistlin pronounces your username "Bleez," the weirdo.

As a general rule, anything WesLY does is wrong

German

I don't like saying my full name if I'm not mentioning middle name. Too many s sounds in a row. I sometimes wish I could go by my middle name but when people ask me my name, I tell them my first name but never tell them to use my middle name. I sometimes don't like my nickname because it's my dad's and it's "Average" in every meaning of the word. I allow a lot of people to use it though.

I like a lot of names: Ashley, Andrew, Alexander, Aurora, Ace, Aidan, Alan(a), Astrid, Adal(ia), Alphonse, Anastasia, Armind, Anton, Aqua, Archer, Arthur, Argo, Artemis, Arizona, Blaine, Brian, Brandon, Brady, Beverly, Balthier, Benjamin, Charles, Cadence, Carmine, Cheryl, Canon, Capri, Carter, Catherine, Christopher, Calvin, Davis, Drake, Dorothea, Daniel(le), Drusila, Deanna/Diana, Demeter, Dylan, Durant, Edward, Edmond, Edwin, Ezekiel, Ekhardt, Elizabeth, Elder, Eureka, Ferdinand, Fremont, Fakhir, Falco(n), Gavael, Gabriel, Galadriel, Galahad, Garrick, Garland, Gyrich, Hannibal, Harvard, Harleigh, Jacob, Jeremiah, Jason, Jean(ne), Jasmine, Kevin, Kellan, Kimber(ly), Kenneth, Laremy, Laurel/Lauren, Lance, Longinus, Lamont, Lysander, Luther, Lucifer, Maximilian, Mackwell, Machiavel, Michael, Mason, Madeline, Marguerite, Malcolm, Melanie, Millicent, Maleficent, Marion, Mycroft, Nathan(iel), Natasha, Oscar, Octavius, Oliver, Ophelia, Orion, Orlando, Oswald, Percival, Persephone, Penelope, Parker, Philip, Phoebe, Priscila, Quincy, Rachael, Raphael, Raven, Rebecca, Reid, Reginald, Richard, River, Robin, Roger, Roland, Roman, Romeo, Ryker, Sebastian, Sakura, Sasuke, Salvador, Samantha, Samuel, Savannah, Sawyer, Scarlet, Sequoia, Sergio, Serenity, Shannon, Sheridan, Sienna, Sidney, Simon, Sophia, Solomon, Sonja, Stephan, Sylvester, Tabatha, Talia, Tanya, Theodore, Terence, Theresa, Thaddeus, Tiphana, Thomas, Trevor, Tristan, Ulric, Ullyses, Uriel, Valerie, Vanessa, Vaughn, Veronica, Vincent, Victor(ia), Violet(ta), Vivian, Wallace, Wilhemina, Winnifred, Winona, Xavier, Xenobia, Yasmin, Yvette, Zechariah, Zephaniah, Zoe

I had come up with a number of names for my children for when I have them: Joseph, Zackary, Edward, Cody, Martin, Zenith, Darwin, Kayne, Jayne, Raemont, Bartholomew, Warren, Marie, Alana, Cassanda, Leora, Mikaela, Michael, Sawyer, Adal, Cassidus, Cassidy, James, Balthier, Barteil, Taryn, Tyler, Cypher, Alekz, Adolf

Adolf, really?

Sarah McKenzie Cobb. I've been told by more than one person that my name is "mormon as trout" - I guess McKenzie is a pretty popular name for mormons, but I pretend to chalk it up to my Scottish side (which is how my father chose it).

I wanted to change my name when I was little but I've grown to like it. I've always thought that it's so incredibly plain but I think my personality fits best as a Sarah and I don't think I'd change it if given the chance.

I've always wanted to name a daughter of mine Valentine but babe has vetoed that name. We came up with Averie Michele and Valerie Noelle for daughter's names. Any sons that we have are going right back where they came from and thus we do not have to worry about naming them.

Valentine is a man's name.

[Shorty]

So is Avery but I changed it.

[Citizen Bleys]

My name is Huxley Vannevar Hobbes and it is the best name anyone has ever had

That doesn't count, you chose it, Kiir

[Shorty]

You chose your own name?

[Citizen Bleys]

It was legally changed

EDIT: I use the passive voice to show how gentle I'll be

[Shorty]

Awesome!

What was it before?

[Citizen Bleys]

It's a secret to everyone

Unless of course I already answered that

[Shorty]

Start downing more White Russians so you can tell us!