This is definitely good to watch. I love your witty humour.
Better than the absolutely hideous dialogue in the game.
This is definitely good to watch. I love your witty humour.
Better than the absolutely hideous dialogue in the game.
Sorry for the delay folks. I've been a bit busy/sick lately. I'm going to try and do an update every weekday from here on though until it's done.
1 - at the boss.jpg
And we're at the boss. Does it seem sudden to you? That's probably because absolutely nothing interesting happened between where we left off and here.
2 - Shortys next tattoo.jpg
Hey guys! I think I found Shorty's next tattoo!
3 - nothing says smurf off and die like lightning to the face.jpg
Nothing says smurf off and die like Lightning to the face.
4 - thunder amputates limbs.jpg
Lightning: it slices, it dices. But wait! There's more!
5 - I hate reusing a joke whyd I waste that crack about modern pharmacology.jpg
I hate reusing a joke. Why'd I have to blow my load early with that crack about modern pharmacology a few updates ago?
6 - we havent even opened the chest yet.jpg
Wait a second, we haven't even opened the chest yet. How can you already know what's inside...
Can... can you see my underwear right now?
7 - in soviet russia puzzles solve you.jpg
These puzzles practically solve themselves.
8 - thank god its not named murder temple.jpg
Phew. Man am I glad she didn't say murder temple.
9 - no subtitle for this one.jpg
Jokes on her. I'm not wearing any underwear.
10 - Desert hags.jpg
I get that they're not the popular societal vision of attractiveness, but it still seems a bit mean to call them hags. Obvious joke about deserts and frozen wastelands averted.
11 - xray vision has failed her this time.jpg
The spring must be lined with lead.
12 - oh thank god I thought you just didnt know what water looked like.jpg
Thank god! I was worried she'd been drinking sand all of these years.
13 - you are the least positive person Ive met.jpg
She is the least positive person I've ever met.
14 - theres been someone just here eavesdropping on us.jpg
I can sense someone watching us. Is this what it was like for you when you were getting dressed this morning?
15 - Ive been a step behind this guy all game long and I think he doesnt know this.jpg
I've been a step behind this guy all game long. I bet he doesn't know that the frozen wasteland isn't supposed to be frozen.
16 - Because physics.jpg
Always a step ahead. Damn him!
Wakewater? Pouring water on frozen objects and plant life to thaw them out huh? Physics!
17 - Im seriously considering leaving her behind.jpg
I'm considering leaving her behind. Can I have Kaeli back? She was poisoned by an evil tree and still wanted to come kick some ass with me.
18 - you tell her old man.jpg
The old guy's sick of her silly bulltrout too.
19 - I was going to use it for my tea.jpg
"I was going to use it to make some tea, but if you insist."
20 - if you dont I might have to kill her.jpg
If you don't, I really might have to kill her.
21 - well that was underwhelming.jpg
I hope you like eating a leaf. Because it's either that or some Hags.
22 - wait youre not giving up.jpg
She took that remarkably well.
23 - Im not even sure how I know this.jpg
I'm not actually sure how I know this.
24 - before we get to the ice pyramid clear this totally unrelated dungeon.jpg
Wait. Before you go to the Ice Pyramid, you should beat this totally unrelated dungeon we arbitrarily placed in your path.
And that's it for today. I would have done more, but most of today was spent fighting enemies, and almost none of that is worth taking a picture of.
I don't see what people have against the murder temple. It's actually a very nice place. The housekeeping is superlative.
hahaha, omg this is great. So much more entertaining than the actual game. xD
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2 - paralyzed with fear because I always smurfed this up as a kid.jpg
I remember always screwing up the pushing of these blocks as a kid. Will I do any better 20 years later?
No, I don't think so either.
3 - Gah its a talking box.jpg
Ahhh! It's a talking box.
4 - Important items are always in treasure chests.jpg
Important items are always in treasure chests.
5 - Told you so.jpg
Called it.
6 - insert PS3 joke here.jpg
Insert PS3 joke here.
7 - Going out on a limb and guessing its weak against fire.jpg
Just going out on a limb here, but I'd guess the Snow Crab is weak against Fire.
8 - Or not this game breaks all the rules.jpg
Or not. This game is breaking all of the rules.
9 - electrocution doesnt agree with it though.jpg
It's not such a fan of lightning to the face though.
10 - youve been holding out on me.jpg
You've been holding out on me?
11 - this would have been useful information a dungeon ago.jpg
This would have been useful information a dungeon ago.
12 - Another battlefield.jpg
Another battlefield. Be thankful you guys don't have to watch me beat these.
13 - knowledge break.jpg
This screenshot is probably a good place for a knowledge break. At this point, I'd been hit by confusion at least two dozen times. Want to know what it did all of those times? At best I hit the enemy with an attack I wouldn't normally. At worst, they literally did nothing. I was honestly starting to wonder if Confusion had any real downside aside from not attacking.
Then I went to the Ice Pyramid where Lamia encounters are frequent and on at least three occasions I almost died, and one time did die. And that was three or four times in a row. In the easiest game you will ever play. A game where I hadn't died since a bad luck critical from a Behemoth in the first battle. Go figure.
14 - About damn time.jpg
Ice Pyramid. It's about damn time.
15 - No sensible adventurer would fight monsters in heels.jpg
No sensible adventurer would fight monsters in heels.
16 - Dont worry I come fully equipped.jpg
Don't worry; I come fully equipped...
17 - With a trusty sword minds out of the gutter please.jpg
With a handy dandy sword. Get your minds out of the gutter.
18 - not a monster in sight thisll be easy.jpg
No monsters in sight? This'll be easy!
19 - Oh god theyre invisible.jpg
Oh god! They're invisible!
20 - I have to hit the switch on the other side of the wall.jpg
I have to walk all the way around and hit that switch? God damn it!
21 - ironic armour is more like it.jpg
Noble? Ironic armour might be more like it.
22 - This makes three new weapons and new armour since heading to aquaria.jpg
Three new weapons and one piece of armour since I came to Aquaria. This place is really dragging on.
23 - You cant see it but his pecs are bouncing up and down.jpg
You can't see it, but his pecs are bouncing up and down.
24 - Impressive since he was made of ice.jpg
Impressive since he's made of ice.
25 - Is it too much to hope hes weak against fire.jpg
Is it too much to hope he's weak against Fire? Find out in a few minutes.
26 - holy trout fire works.jpg
Holy trout! Fire works!
27 - almost there.jpg
Almost there...
28 - another crystal saved.jpg
Another crystal saved.
29 - sure thats fine abandon me in a dungeon filled with monsters.jpg
Abandon me in a dungeon filled with invisible monsters? I hate you Phoebe.
30 - you mean the one that should have frozen to death already.jpg
You mean the one who froze to death under your house?
31 - all of the ice melted except the pyramid.jpg
All of the ice melted. Except the ice pyramid. I don't get it either.
32 - Aquaria looking good.jpg
Aquaria is looking much better.
33 - why are you not more concerned.jpg
Why are you not more concerned?!
34 0 how is this under her house.jpg
And how is this under her house?!
35 - it just keeps going.jpg
It doesn't end!
36 - how is he not dead.jpg
WHY ISN'T HE DEAD?!
37 - seriously how long were you down here and why havent you left.jpg
Seriously; how long have you been stuck here and why haven't you left?
38 - Why am I shieldless then.jpg
Yet here I stand shieldless...
39 - so its not here.jpg
So in other words it isn't here?
40 - I remember because ive only met 8 people with names so far.jpg
I remember because I've only met 8 people with actual names so far.
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42 - Cant he just walk across the lake bed then.jpg
He can't just walk across the lake bed then?
43 - is that why your house has no foundation.jpg
So instead of walking across a lake bed, you dug out the foundation of your house trying to go straight through the Earth? Yep, that makes sense.
44 - wait are we digging or not.jpg
Wait, so we're not digging to the ship?
45 - fireburg I wonder what crystal needs saving there.jpg
So your "by the way" is the actual bit of information that leads me to the next crystal? smurf you pal. smurf you...
46 - Back to Focus Tower.jpg
Welp, back to Focus Tower...
On Monday that is.
I have a tunnel like that under my house.
It's filled with starving wolves, though
Still loving it, but what are those white squares I keep on seeing?
What white squares? I don't see any white squares.
I'm seeing these white squares on every screenshot. Could just be me though.
I have them too. Though the strange thing is they weren't there at first, they only recently started showing up.
Nope, still not seeing any white squares.Originally Posted by Formalhaut
LSD has that effect.
There are some attachment issues with the forum right now. I made the resident staff responsible for fixing such things aware of the white squares in this thread since I'm seeing them too. We'll see what happens, but in the meantime, posting it as attachments, even with the white squares, is significantly faster for me than using a hosting site and [IMG] tags. So I'll keep doing it this way, and fix things once attachments are working properly again if I have to.
These already take me an an hour and a half or two hours for each update as it is (between playing, taking screenshots and posting), and fixing it later will still save me more time in the long run.
So what, not one person is going to play along with my joke?
It's late and I'm tired so your joke went right over my head. Sorry Bleys.
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